Madhuri: I got rear ended by a BMW last night...I was so drunk...
Aishwariya: Shit...are you okay?? Did you get a DUI?
Madhuri: Nah! I got an STD...by BMW I ment a Muslim stud!! not cars...
Aishwariya: That sucks!!!
Madhuri: I know....INDIA
Aishwariya: What?
Madhuri: INDIA...I'll never do it again!! (I.N.D.I.A.)
Aishwariya: Shit...are you okay?? Did you get a DUI?
Madhuri: Nah! I got an STD...by BMW I ment a Muslim stud!! not cars...
Aishwariya: That sucks!!!
Madhuri: I know....INDIA
Aishwariya: What?
Madhuri: INDIA...I'll never do it again!! (I.N.D.I.A.)
by Thevenin April 9, 2011
Get the BMW mug.An overpriced unreliable brand of car, designed by arrogant engineers who never fix their mistakes, sold by arrogant pricks who would whore out their own mothers for a $6 beer at a yuppie bar, bought by arrogant douchebags who can't afford them and drive like pussies, and serviced by mechanics who laugh all the way to the bank.
Also a brand of motorcycle favored by homosexuals.
From the German phrase, "Beissen Mein Wiener".
Also a brand of motorcycle favored by homosexuals.
From the German phrase, "Beissen Mein Wiener".
I just spent another $2000 getting my BMW fixed and the fucking "check engine" light is on again!
I rode my BMW two miles to Starbuck's so I could meet men for gay sex.
I rode my BMW two miles to Starbuck's so I could meet men for gay sex.
by Hansundfranz December 6, 2006
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Get the BMW mug.A subtle contraction for but my, ma meaning my. The b sound is skirted over, but it sounds briefly with a quick touch of the lips. Also, making the whole bma word faster.
Yo, name's Julie. Bma peeps call me JJ.
Double meaning ma's for exciting overuse too...
Shit we can't be smokin' dat der, ya mama's home --- B'ma ma don't care.
Double meaning ma's for exciting overuse too...
Shit we can't be smokin' dat der, ya mama's home --- B'ma ma don't care.
by Ben Ligeri April 25, 2006
Get the bma mug.When putting down a guy's wife/girlfriend....."Hey man, I heard you've been driving a B.M.W.!
Used particularly around southwestern military bases, where mexican women are hanging around, and trying to hook GIs
Used particularly around southwestern military bases, where mexican women are hanging around, and trying to hook GIs
by SCORPIOERIC August 14, 2006
Get the B.M.W. mug.A B.M.W is a black man working. A brother trying to work to support himself and those he is in charge over.
by Angus AR October 13, 2006
Get the B.M.W mug.Someone who hates on BMW's and is therefore a douche.
Yes you are mad you can't afford one and no we don't lease. We Own.
You're mad you can't afford one and have nothing better to do than write lies and bs about those who can afford one.
Maybe you should stick to your toyota since you would never be able to afford to buy one outright let alone put 20 g down for one to walk out of the dealership with it.
We make 100'000's of dollars a year and can therefore afford a bmw, a bmw douche can't. aka a( hater)AS IN WE have more power and money than you do and can afford better cars.
You're a BMW douche because you wish you had one yet can't afford one.
Yes you are mad you can't afford one and no we don't lease. We Own.
You're mad you can't afford one and have nothing better to do than write lies and bs about those who can afford one.
Maybe you should stick to your toyota since you would never be able to afford to buy one outright let alone put 20 g down for one to walk out of the dealership with it.
We make 100'000's of dollars a year and can therefore afford a bmw, a bmw douche can't. aka a( hater)AS IN WE have more power and money than you do and can afford better cars.
You're a BMW douche because you wish you had one yet can't afford one.
by klimx March 21, 2010
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