Dick bird

Someone who tricks coworkers into not bringing a lunch to work.

What a dick bird! Ridge said there would be an employee appreciation steak dinner today. I fell for his trick and now I don’t have a lunch!

by Supertilley December 6, 2017

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Dirty Bird

The act of removing ones penis from the anus of a another recently fucked individual, and slapping ones dick across their or anothers face to replicate the dirty sanchez, but in a more demeaning way.

I picked up this mad slut at a club and she asked for something she has never had before, so I gave her a good ole dirty bird!

by Th3_real_b1rd March 4, 2017

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Birds Nest

nasty, ratty ass hair that hasn't been brushed in a decade

Damn! Felicia got a birds nest on her head.

by slang_gang October 14, 2016

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Doedoe bird

A flightless bird that lived in the Canadian rainforest.

The Doedoe bird lived in the Canadian rainforest.

by Bigtk October 5, 2016

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Thirsty Bird

The act of dunking ones dick into toilet water and pissing in order to avoid making noise.

Jon: So what'd you do when you went for a piss when you were at her place?
Mike: I just did the thirsty bird, works every time.

by Dickt July 22, 2016

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stick bird

A so called "bird" who comes out on rainy nights who bites you in the anus. (This is actually a person who sticks their finger in another persons anus)

"Dude, I just got bit by a stick bird."

by Fhritp9910 May 23, 2016

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