by smjgJsbjgsm December 13, 2018

When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.
"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."
"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."
"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."
"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."
"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."
by Hemispherium December 17, 2012

Is what you call a person that needs you for a short period of time, only for their own benefit, uses you, and gives you fake feelings, like a fake rose's smell and look
by Cowraith August 26, 2018

by smithypiejohn September 6, 2018

"Dude slow down!! The 5-0 is right behind us!"
Oh, dude, you mean that Dodge Charger? That's totally a Fake-0, we're all good.
Oh, dude, you mean that Dodge Charger? That's totally a Fake-0, we're all good.
by Raaayvend June 5, 2011

Two people who act like they are in a relationship for the gain or for the attraction they are missing.
James: I don't have a girlfriend and need love and cuddles
Sunny: me too but I don't want too date you. I don't like you like that
James: then let's be a fake couple
Sunny: me too but I don't want too date you. I don't like you like that
James: then let's be a fake couple
by Jkkk45 July 6, 2020

by smjgJsbjgsm December 13, 2018
