Swamp Donkey

Usually an oversize, full grown, facial haired woman who enjoys lots of makeup, bbq meats, big trucks, low lit dive bars, any natural musk, wranglers that are 4 sizes too small, and cuddlin. Usually possess a fupa and/or huge vagina.

"Dave was warned by his buddies not to go after her due to the fact that she looked like Buffalo Bill and had a 19 yr old kid, but the thought of that worn out Swamp Donkey bucking on top of him was too much for him to resist"

"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"

by tfulf October 8, 2008

Swamp Donkey

a teenage girl who has sex with anything that has legs and a heart-beat. some may find her attractive. but when they see all the symptoms of her nasty STIs she's got down there they run... FAST - watch out buddddd!

WOW! Denise is such a swamp donkey!!!

by :)missy!!!<3 February 16, 2009

Drain the Swamp

Taking out the middle man

I'm going to drain the swamp as president.

by TheWizardProg February 9, 2017

swamp ass

while your running....your ass may seem happy....sooo happy that it starts "dripping" or ..."pouring" out fluids of who knows what origin...it makes people slip and slide all over........mmmmmm swamp ass

oh great.....ive got a classic case of swamp ass.....again...."oh, whatch out...dont slip in that"

by sage the allmighty May 19, 2004

swamp thing

An individual who rescues plus sized women from vehicles overturned in swamps. In exchange for this service sexual gratification of various and sundry sorts is expected such as the angry dragon or the hot karla.

Tammy's big ass rolled her car over in the swamp now the swamp thing is gonna angry dragon her.

by silk dog April 1, 2005

Swamp Walk

vi. The act of dropping a load in someone’s hair, then repeatedly beating the steamy pile with your cock.

I took a nice long swamp walk with craigs mom.

by Tom October 21, 2004

swamp ass

The sensation of sweaty thighs in bunches of fabric, simulataneously enjoying(?) the feeling of having a swamp located just south of one's ass.

"Dude, I had to leave the MoMA after three hours...I was hungry and I had major swamp ass 'cause I was wearing warm-up pants with boots."

by Myconfidence October 23, 2006