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Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is when you place an order.(You could also try : for I'm a cunt)*
Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".*(for I'm a cunt)

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"
by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020
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Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.
X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
by jhumigas June 6, 2020
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guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon
Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!
by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020
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James Reade

Tall man, very seggsy, sucks big tiny dick
Oh no, James Reade is suckin dick again! He is good at it though
by Lê Masturbator November 11, 2020
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Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.
The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.
They must be using the “Medstar ready” meaning of the word.
by anonymous November 15, 2020
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Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.
The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.
They must be using the “Medstar ready” meaning of the word.
by anonymous November 15, 2020
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stream ready

Stream ready means you are at a level of technological advancement where you can play a stream on a device. This may sound very easy, but there are a lot of people out there who are not stream ready and unable to stream tv/video/audio to their device. Those who aren't stream ready frequently experience sound issues or try to use a basic device to access top quality content to their own disadvantage. Understanding how speakers and Bluetooth works is a key to becoming stream ready, as well as a basic understanding that to generate high quality video there becomes a lag as more throttling is added. The irony is that many who are not stream ready think they are ahead of the curve by not owning "old tech" such as an HDMI cable or a traditional computer. Yet they cannot connect to the stream in the same seamless way without this "old tech". In essence, stream ready is a way of life. There are expert streamers out there who can stream one bootleg video up to 5+ devices. Streaming is a post covid reality, so make sure you are part of the stream ready gen.
Drew: Hey Marc we're watching Tenet for our watch party tn.
Marc: I don't have an hdmi cable tho it wont work on my phone.
Drew: smh bruh you're just not stream ready.
by DT CEO December 2, 2020
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