penis warmer

A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.

My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.

by Carri Leche March 4, 2014

Penis Bag

A game that has been historically played at music festivals since the late 70s. It involves whack-offs, catamarans and gobblers.

Anyone for a game of Penis Bag?

by Got The Gobbler August 15, 2014

Penis patcher

A penis patcher is someone who loves penises that much that if it was possible they would make a patch work quilt out of penises.

Hey Sam! You penis patcher!

by rebeccabeck'ed September 28, 2014

penis guitar

When someone takes out their penis and pretends to play it as though they were playing a guitar.

"I planned on going to bed yesterday, but my roommate was penis guitaring in our room, so I went and cried in the bathroom."

by Hieu Jass November 14, 2013

raisin penis

A short wrinkled black penis..

Girl ..his penis is so small it looks like a raisin.. Raisin penis with a foreskin..

by Sleevo69 March 18, 2016

Penis Deodorant

An adjective for an incredibly high pitched and loud scream uttered specifically in catacombs,echoing throughout them.

Wow Matt that scream was real Penis Deodorant!

by SexyStalin November 25, 2018

penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017