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Panda Society Therapist

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The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022
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Panda coons

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Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022
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Pandaby

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Someone born between the years 2019 and 2022, and in infancy throughout the COVID-19 Pandemic.
Meanwhile, in the year 2080: "Ok, Pandaby"
by Gkaorcrieatnt September 22, 2022
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Pandaist

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Pandaist is a language learning app for Chinese
I love that amazing new app, Pandaist!
by thatguyyouhate80000 October 12, 2022
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panda puffs

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An insanely unhealthy candy cereal which has been proven to cause cancer and made me loose my right eye and left testicle
Omfg panda puffs gave me cancer
by Pandapuffer October 13, 2022
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A very very very very cute animal which is soft, cuddly and cute
I love pandas!
by Jsjsjskskskakak November 10, 2022
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Panda Express

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Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
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