A metaphorical device, that protects one from life such as getting a girl pregnant, getting in an accident that leaves you disabled for the rest of your life. You wind up getting in debt so far up your ass you have to work till you die!
Tom recently dropped out of school. He said he would go back next semester, and thanks to his life condom, he actually returned to school and finished his degree.
by Zac Kinder February 6, 2007
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a. Living a care-free, sometimes bohemian, lifestyle, while leaching off of public benefits; typically in a jurisdiction with generous social welfare programs.
b. A lifestyle choice often characterized by employment in low-wage, but otherwise fun positions like teaching surfing, skiing, or snowboarding; typically associated with university student gap years, but also popular with adults who choose to retire early or put their professional career on hold.
c.A trustafarian lifestyle typified by someone who seeks to keep up the appearance of living a meager lifestyle merely for personal or political purposes.
b. A lifestyle choice often characterized by employment in low-wage, but otherwise fun positions like teaching surfing, skiing, or snowboarding; typically associated with university student gap years, but also popular with adults who choose to retire early or put their professional career on hold.
c.A trustafarian lifestyle typified by someone who seeks to keep up the appearance of living a meager lifestyle merely for personal or political purposes.
After cashing in his stock options, Joe spent the next few years life bumming around Lake Tahoe, where he tended bar and spend most days on the slopes.
by West is Best September 12, 2009
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My father won't live past the age of 55 because my brother is such a life-sucker.
"Dude, I don't know why he didn't call back. Maybe he realized that he already lost a year of his life from going out with you one time."
"Dude, I don't know why he didn't call back. Maybe he realized that he already lost a year of his life from going out with you one time."
by Dan to the Elle July 29, 2008
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2. A good way to not pay attention as someone vents and then seem like you might have been listening.
2. A good way to not pay attention as someone vents and then seem like you might have been listening.
unintelligent friend: I just got a 1.5 in my communcations 115 exam and i dropped my cell phone in the red cedar. *whimper*
normal person: life is hard...
normal person: life is hard...
by gakinu July 9, 2009
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