Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.

I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.

by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017

Crusty Joke

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.

"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."

by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017

joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up

Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen

by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017

nelson jokes

jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself

your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}

by a male woman May 5, 2017

joke masturbation

The act of laughing at or enjoying your own jokes to such an extent to which it may be seen to cause you arousal.

Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...

James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.

by MegaP143 May 29, 2017

Cide Joke

When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.

"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."

by Gregaroidson. June 1, 2017

ice a joke

v.

country people saying issa joke

a typo for issa joke

Hahaha ice a joke

by presley 123 June 19, 2017