Fake News

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.

I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

fake hapa

Someone who is usually 1/4 Asian and 3/4 European, and therefore can never be a true hapa.

People say Keana Reeves is a hapa, but his dad is only half Chinese. He's a fake hapa.

by Obama9999 April 30, 2019

Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum

I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!

by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019

fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining

"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"

by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017

Fake person

Cindy

Never be friends with a Cindy; they’re fake and will stab you in the back ; usually a fake person is cindy

by Gigante September 12, 2017

fake ailyn

Fake Ailyn means that she can be really nice once you meet her, but in reality, she is a fake ass bitch. She is the new pretty girl, and you want to be friends with her. You tell her everything that's going on in your life whether it's sad, or happy, and she can tell everyone in your school after. Oh! She also likes to steal everyone's boyfriend and not tell you about it, until you find out (which hits you emotionally hard.)

You: Hey girl! OMG let me tell you about my new boyfriend. He's so hot and so loving.
Fake Ailyn's (Thoughts in mind): Yesss! I'm about to play him.
Fake Ailyn: Oh for reals? Damn girl you got yourself a good one!

by 21_Savage_queen October 22, 2017

fake money

Money that is never seen. Money that isn't real.

P1: We are now charging $300 more per month to each tenant at this apartment complex.
P2: "Oh it's all fake money. We will never see it. We just work here in the office."

by Sammy26 June 8, 2017