Facebook Vegan

And absolute c*nt who spends all their time on Facebook just sharing b*llsh*t just to try stop people from eating meat.
Facebook vegans are what make us think we hate vegans

Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
by XXXRIP September 12, 2018
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Facebook Mom

Really dry humor usually something to do with minions or millenials
by Gennregon June 25, 2021
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facebook hottie

A girl who appears to look extremely hot in all her online photos but actually looks horrendous up front in person.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that Nicole chick who's all over your Facebook wall? She looks smoking hot, I think you should go for her!

Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!
by seanthetruthkillings April 30, 2012
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Facebook shadow

A friend or aquaintence who comments or likes most or all of your posts. This is usually somebody who is not a close friend but somebody you do not feel able to unfriend.
God your like my Facebook Shadow!
by flemballunited October 27, 2010
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Facebook Hour

The hour, usually between 8:30 and 9:30PM, when more of your friends are signed onto Facebook than usual.
Person 1: Hey. It's Facebook hour and 49 of my friends are signed onto Facebook!
by gamerdude949 May 27, 2009
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facebook pergatory

when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.
I don't really like the guy so he's been in facebook pergatory for the last 8 months.
by Mirkman November 14, 2010
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Facebook groupie

A person --other than a family member, significant other, or spouse--who always and consistently comments or likes another friend's facebook activity. The facebook groupie consistently engages and interacts with his/her idol on FB and his or her idol's pictures, comments, and other FB activity. Often the facebook groupie is the first to comment on a person's status update.
He comments on every on my every post. He is my facebook groupie; or

She obviously likes him, because she comments on his every picture or post. She is one of his facebook groupies.
by Tnette January 21, 2012
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