Facebook Mom

Really dry humor usually something to do with minions or millenials
by Gennregon June 25, 2021
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Facebook Hour

The hour, usually between 8:30 and 9:30PM, when more of your friends are signed onto Facebook than usual.
Person 1: Hey. It's Facebook hour and 49 of my friends are signed onto Facebook!
by gamerdude949 May 27, 2009
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facebook pergatory

when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.
I don't really like the guy so he's been in facebook pergatory for the last 8 months.
by Mirkman November 14, 2010
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Facebook groupie

A person --other than a family member, significant other, or spouse--who always and consistently comments or likes another friend's facebook activity. The facebook groupie consistently engages and interacts with his/her idol on FB and his or her idol's pictures, comments, and other FB activity. Often the facebook groupie is the first to comment on a person's status update.
He comments on every on my every post. He is my facebook groupie; or

She obviously likes him, because she comments on his every picture or post. She is one of his facebook groupies.
by Tnette January 21, 2012
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Facebook Sponge

A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"
Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"

Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge
by JohnnyFleekins July 27, 2010
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Facebook shadow

A friend or aquaintence who comments or likes most or all of your posts. This is usually somebody who is not a close friend but somebody you do not feel able to unfriend.
God your like my Facebook Shadow!
by flemballunited October 27, 2010
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Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.
I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...
by Pitviper March 01, 2012
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