n. A person on Facebook who deletes any negative comments, untags oneself from any stupid-looking pictures, and defriends anybody who they think could potentially make them look bad. Basically, someone who 'purges' their account to make them look flawless and universally loved.
by krazyskull October 19, 2011
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I can't take much of this any more. When I do something about it, everyone will know what has been going on and will see you for what an *sshole you have been. You know who you are! Sorry to be facebook vague.
I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!
I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!
by tulsaanimal December 25, 2011
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Guy 1: Hey, who's that Nicole chick who's all over your Facebook wall? She looks smoking hot, I think you should go for her!
Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!
Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!
by seanthetruthkillings October 4, 2012
Get the facebook hottie mug.A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"
Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"
Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge
Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge
by JohnnyFleekins July 27, 2010
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joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot
josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.
joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot
josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.
by Josh Curtis October 15, 2009
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Josie just accepted a friend request from someone she doesn't even know for the fifth time this week. She's so facebook easy.
by viridicyana November 29, 2009
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by flemballunited October 28, 2010
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