facebook statusfaction

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction

"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"

by misterstanwood April 29, 2011

Facebook Ready

Being confident enough about a photograph to post on a social network, such as Facebook.

I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.

by square peg October 28, 2009

Facebook Stalin

n. A person on Facebook who deletes any negative comments, untags oneself from any stupid-looking pictures, and defriends anybody who they think could potentially make them look bad. Basically, someone who 'purges' their account to make them look flawless and universally loved.

Man, James just deleted my comment poking fun at what he did last night. What a Facebook Stalin.

by krazyskull October 19, 2011

Facebook faithful

To refrain from initiating or responding to a Facebook "poke" from anyone but one's romantic partner.

Antonym: Facebook whore

She dumped him because he "poked" every female on his Facebook friends list and she was Facebook faithful.

by Smart Arick October 23, 2011

Facebook Vague

Facebook status postings that are, at best, random and virtually without cohesive facts or explanation. They generally are of either of a depressive or threatening nature. Most conclude with either "you know who you are" or "If you really cared you'd understand".

I can't take much of this any more. When I do something about it, everyone will know what has been going on and will see you for what an *sshole you have been. You know who you are! Sorry to be facebook vague.

I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!

by tulsaanimal December 25, 2011

Facebook Sponge

A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"

Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"

Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge

by JohnnyFleekins July 27, 2010

facebook shiny

when you make a comment on something on facebook and then someone you completely do not know 'likes' it. When this occurs this makes you feel stood out...feeling shiny...feeling important like you made a point.

Example 1)
Now that was "facebook shiny", Matt. Everyone seems to be liking your comment...YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
Example 2)
Wow, 50 likes on that comment. That's very facebook shiny! :o)

by Gorilla73 October 21, 2010