When someone who knows you are in a relationship, posts a flirty message publicly on your wall in an effort to piss your significant other off.
"Wow dude, she knows that you're happily married to Dee, yet she stills posts those overzealous greetings on your wall."
"Yeah if she tries to Facebook fondle one more time, Dee will kill her!"
"Yeah if she tries to Facebook fondle one more time, Dee will kill her!"
by The bigjoe December 08, 2009
And absolute c*nt who spends all their time on Facebook just sharing b*llsh*t just to try stop people from eating meat.
Facebook vegans are what make us think we hate vegans
Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
by XXXRIP September 12, 2018
by Gennregon June 25, 2021
The hour, usually between 8:30 and 9:30PM, when more of your friends are signed onto Facebook than usual.
by gamerdude949 May 27, 2009
when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.
by Mirkman November 14, 2010
A person --other than a family member, significant other, or spouse--who always and consistently comments or likes another friend's facebook activity. The facebook groupie consistently engages and interacts with his/her idol on FB and his or her idol's pictures, comments, and other FB activity. Often the facebook groupie is the first to comment on a person's status update.
He comments on every on my every post. He is my facebook groupie; or
She obviously likes him, because she comments on his every picture or post. She is one of his facebook groupies.
She obviously likes him, because she comments on his every picture or post. She is one of his facebook groupies.
by Tnette January 21, 2012
A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"
Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"
Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge
Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge
by JohnnyFleekins July 27, 2010