Facebook Ready

Being confident enough about a photograph to post on a social network, such as Facebook.

I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.

by square peg October 28, 2009

facebook easy

the quality of accepting friend requests from virtually anyone who sends one, regardless of whether the person accepting knows the requestor to any extent whatsoever

Josie just accepted a friend request from someone she doesn't even know for the fifth time this week. She's so facebook easy.

by viridicyana November 29, 2009

Facebook Fondle

When someone who knows you are in a relationship, posts a flirty message publicly on your wall in an effort to piss your significant other off.

"Wow dude, she knows that you're happily married to Dee, yet she stills posts those overzealous greetings on your wall."

"Yeah if she tries to Facebook fondle one more time, Dee will kill her!"

by The bigjoe December 7, 2009

facebook statusfaction

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction

"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"

by misterstanwood April 29, 2011

Facebook Procrastinating

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours

John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night

by Jason1228 September 30, 2010

Facebook Sponge

A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"

Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"

Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge

by JohnnyFleekins July 27, 2010

facebook shiny

when you make a comment on something on facebook and then someone you completely do not know 'likes' it. When this occurs this makes you feel stood out...feeling shiny...feeling important like you made a point.

Example 1)
Now that was "facebook shiny", Matt. Everyone seems to be liking your comment...YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
Example 2)
Wow, 50 likes on that comment. That's very facebook shiny! :o)

by Gorilla73 October 21, 2010