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Guantanamo Ass Eating 

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When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.
I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
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When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin 

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Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin
When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin
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Abu Dhabi ass-eating method

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When you mix sand, gold leaf, and lube into your mouth before eating someone out while pushing it into them.
"I just gave this arab bitch the Abu Dhabi ass-eating method, and it started leaking everywhere, and it was so slippery."
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French Speed Eating

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When you swallow as many clumps of anal lubricant gel you can before dying or throwing up
J: “Dude, you know how dangerous French Speed Eating is?”
D: “You only live twice!”
French Speed Eating by Cockashit May 28, 2026
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last place at a turd eating contest

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Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.
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There are kids in Africa eating leather soup

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When children are starving in Africa
"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"

"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"

" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"
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