Red Eye Dan

He is the oracle of things muchly funny. The inventor of the acronym ROFLMAOYFC (roll on floor laughing my ass of you fucking cunt)

It's his name you fools

by doneanddusted April 17, 2005

Rapmasta Dan

The king of rap himself, he fully endorses The Jammasta Generals

Also, he is sought after by many members of the same sex, some of whom like to "touch him up" on regular occasions, I'll leave you to decide...

I drive a silver Corsa, look at me RAP!

by Funky Fresh Kid January 23, 2004

Cousin Dan

1. To have a child out of wedlock. Typically an inter-racial situation.

2. To be a Lumpkin recieving DNOB. While at the same being spider man'ed in the face by a polar bear.

Person 1: Damn, did you hear about Kate?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: She got Cousin Danned!!!!

So Cousin Dan got a lumpkin for acting like a DNOB. Yeah, then he got spider man'ed by a polar bear, the one from the Coke commercials.

by Dirty D Nasty March 16, 2008

raggedy dan

A Low subscriber based Youtuber Who rants on Gta 5 clickbait Youtubers and Is an Eminem Wannabe And has barcode hair

*Raggedy Dan =This Mug is not Dishwasher Safe

by MarkedTerror770 December 5, 2017

daddy dan howell

Daddy Dan Howell is what a lot of confused horny teenagers call internet star Daniel Howell or otherwise knows as Danisnotonfire when he does something hot or mildly sexy.

Daniel Howell : winks at camera because of lame innuendo

Every horny teenage girl/boy: OMG DADDY DAN HOWELL FUCK ME UNTIL MY FACE FALLS OFF ASDFGHJKL YASSS

by Kawaiipineapple December 10, 2017

uncle dan dan

a very cool creepy old man that drives a tooted up escalade and screams trump 2020!

uncle dan dan looks hot :)

by that big black dude September 15, 2020

spray tan dan

One who spray tans on a weekly basis to avoid sun cancer, and rubbery dried out skin from tanning beds.

Danny boy aka spray tan dan

by dr knowitall jr December 10, 2010