chode man 

when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing

small cock and chode man

chode man by faggot dude February 22, 2010

chode glazing 

when a man waits for his jizz to glaze over his chode and then has a women lick it off

brett: hey spencer check it out im chode glazing
spencer: sick dude can i taste it!

chode glazing by bal_zak March 8, 2010

chode smasher 

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

chode smasher by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

chode features 

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.

OMG look at "smithys" chode features!

chode features by helen chode smith January 2, 2011

chode roasting 

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.

Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?

chode roasting by g4ll4g January 13, 2011

Chode shuffling 

A douchebag, generally the shape of a chode or a nugget who can not dance so shuffles back and forward puffing out there chests. usually found in dingy discusting nightclub fistpumping on the outskirts of the dance floor.

hey alex i'm glad im not chode shuffling like those D-bags over there

Chode shuffling by Dfunk92 September 18, 2011

chode-mode 

When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.

Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.

chode-mode by skeet skeet brah April 12, 2014