pants candy 

(derivation self explanatory) The female sexual organ.

Is pants candy a term that demeans women?

pants candy by Bill gronos July 2, 2006

piece candy 

A current definition of a small amount of a sugary substance located in my hand or a desk. Sometimes located in my gooch or in your taint.

OoooHhh piece candy!!!

G: Would you like a piece candy?
M: YES PLEASE!!!!
G: It was in my gooch.
M: Fuck NO!!

piece candy by Matt and German February 4, 2008

the candy man

a man that goes to candy land usually anyones name that begins with "G"

Man 1: yo did you hear gage is the candy man?
Man 2: awww thats dirty who would do such a thing??
Man 1: him, lasky, erik.....
Man 2: HAHAHA ROFL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

the candy man by jawnmaster3000000 March 2, 2011

bum candy 

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

bum candy by JohnnyLurg August 22, 2011

Candy Rolling 

The process of tripping on acid as well as ecstacy.

"Hey you kno that beasty kid jeff?
"yeah man"
"that crazy ass motherfucker was candy rolling the other weekend because hes a beast"
"nice"

Candy Rolling by cannabod4men October 16, 2009

candy stripper 

A person who is a nurse by day but as soon as they get off work they lather themselves up with corn syrup and stick candy in places where they shouldn't be all while listening to candy related songs such as Sugar by Maroon 5 and A Spoonfull of Sugar by Mary Poppins.

Dude 1: "Wow look at that candy stripper"
Dude 2: "Its a wonder that she doesn't get stuck to the pole"

candy stripper by Daddy2233 July 25, 2016

cock candy

sexual penal pleasure for those that aquire it

Damn lil moma come get some of this good cock candy.

cock candy by Money mike January 25, 2005