sticky dick beaters

someones hands

Get your sticky dick beaters off of me!

by buttmunn May 8, 2017

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

timothy van den beitel

a fat boy and a goofy big guy most likely misunderstand as the comedian fluffy

today I saw Fluffy but I was wrong it was Timothy van den Beitel

by the guy that made this June 19, 2020

The Buzzer Beater

It's the high intensity and dangerous act of holding your shit until you cant no more. You the sash for the toilet and last second get it in for a Buzzer Beater

I ate a huge curry and I needed a shit so I did a The Buzzer Beater

by Mark1717 December 8, 2020

Cowboy meat beater

Cowboy Meat Beater is a person so cool he never failed NNN and if you dare mess with him he'll have sexual relations with your mother

"is that Cowboy meat beater wow he looks so based"

"yep he IS very based indeed

by Fionn T. January 4, 2022

Day dreamer meat beater

An insult used by 10th graders dating 7th graders trying to defend how disgusting they are

“I’m dating a 7th grader, and this guy knows how wrong it is, He’s a day dreamer meat beater”

by anonymous March 31, 2023

DBB (Dow Beater Bandit)

This is a word that describes a chud that masturbates in a rec center bathroom

The DBB (Dow Beater Bandit) strikes again.

by Anarchypng January 20, 2026