chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.

Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!

by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017

chinese lime

squeezing a lime in ur penis then participating in sex

wow look at him he’s doing the chinese lime

by jeruseleim May 6, 2023

chinese hospital

noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.

-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."

by ReluctantMagnet June 12, 2016

Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.

Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.

by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021

Chinese Thunderroll

When a man porks a women, eats her like shrimp fried rice, then porks her again.

Last weekend Justin gave me the Chinese thunderroll!

by Why must I do this July 20, 2019

Chinese Stomp Rocket

Piss in a bitch, than shit in her mouth, then jump on her stomach and see it shoot out!

Damn bro, I did the Chinese Stomp Rocket on Jessica last night. She went wild.

by anonymous September 27, 2020

chinese

Retarded people who claims that Taiwan, Mongolia, Hong Kong, and every country in Asia should be ruined by the CCP.
They also create Wuhan virus and spread it out to the world.

Kid: hey there's a Chinese over there.
Mom: watch out! he's probably a CCP spy, let's call the police to gangbang him.
Cops: on our way.

by china-dog-wuhan-virus February 21, 2024