French Kissing The Turtle 

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.

Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.

French Kissing The Turtle by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

confident turtle by ccxxii September 8, 2015

crunchy turtle 

To describe a girls eye after a guy jizz's in it.

Olis had two crunchy turtles after hooking up with some random guys one night. True story!!!

crunchy turtle by AcK aTtAcK and RaDiCaL rAcHeL!!! February 13, 2005

snarf your turtle 

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

snarf your turtle by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

Sexy Turtle Ride 

A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!

Hey baby, you wanna give me a sexy turtle ride???
Sure.
(clothes get removed and the man takes off)

Sexy Turtle Ride by That is Whack56 April 25, 2006

spitting turtle 

when you titty fuck a girl and just as you are about to cum you push all the way through her boobs, thus forming a turtle head and then cum in her face

Pat: what did you do last night?
Dave: I gave your mom a spitting turtle

spitting turtle by Swis/ shitty December 9, 2008

awkward turtle mojo 

Describes the state of constantly being in "awkward turtle" mode; suspecting oneself of being the cause of many awkward moments many times per day.

Girl: It's the first time I kissed a boy, but our braces got stuck together for two hours. Then his dad - who's a Baptist pastor - found us together in his room with our lips locked. We finally got unstuck because his dad ripped us apart. Then in walking home, a escaped monkey pantsed me, and a tourist saw the latter part and looked at me like I was crazy. Then I tripped on a rock and fell into the arms of this really hot guy (with my pants still down).

Other Girl: Man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin' on.

awkward turtle mojo by Awkward Turtle Mojo! May 31, 2010