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im going to shoot you.

probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you
quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same
by firedwashere March 22, 2021
mugGet the im going to shoot you.mug.

shoot crap

Every friday night, you and your boys would shoot crap, right?
by KreyZ420 August 7, 2024
mugGet the shoot crapmug.

story-shooting

someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.
Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*

''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers

friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.
by bloodymemojisho February 22, 2023
mugGet the story-shootingmug.

School shootings

If attention is worth more than your kids lives than you deserve it every time.
Hym "School shootings don't happen in a vacuum and if you're not willing to trade attention for the lives of children you deserve it every time it happens."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
mugGet the School shootingsmug.

Skeet Shooting

A game of lining semi-empty or empty water bottles on a table, and then ejaculating on them to see if you can either knock them off the table, or just knock them down. Off the table is +3 points, and simply just knocking them down is +1 point.
I was in a game of skeet shooting with Jimmy the other day, and he knocked all the bottles off of the table! Man does his loads have some velocity.
by NotBajaBlast July 27, 2024
mugGet the Skeet Shootingmug.

douche shoot

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.

also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.
by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011
mugGet the douche shootmug.

Egg Shoot

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg shoot tightened!
by Stormy Weather December 25, 2007
mugGet the Egg Shootmug.

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