Blows shits

When a person loses their temper at you and just starts accusing you

We’re good most of the time until she blows shits.

by Battered man June 5, 2024

Titty shits

titty shits (n.)
The explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea that occurs immediately after someone aggressively motorboats you during sex, usually because they just chugged half a bottle of cheap rosé and three shots of Fireball on an empty stomach.

"Bro, I was deep in a titty-fuck with this chick from the bar when she suddenly clenched, let out this demonic gurgle, and gave me the wettest, warmest titty shits of my entire life—straight-up turned my chest into a goddamn crime scene while she moaned like nothing happened."

by Xanderbadger February 25, 2026

Giggle Shits

When you laugh to hard you start shitting your pants.

"I have a serious case of the giggle shits right now"

by Lickerballs March 3, 2026

Templarite Shinus

An extremely tall and skinny man. Usually obsessed with Templar knights and dinosaurs. Also likes to call himself “the great emperor.”

Extra points if they are a genius and like Godzilla.

“Hey Tom”

“What?”

“You remind me of a Templarite Shinus”

“Thanks?”

by flowwy December 16, 2024

blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.

I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.

by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024

The Shits

When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.

1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"

2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"

by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025

Dip-shits

The uncontrollable urge to defecate after a dip of tobacco. Also called Copenhagen cause colonic cathartic crisis.

Every time Chad takes a dip of morning Copenhagen, his Dip-shits ensues within minutes!

by Ofashea June 13, 2025