Pant Donut

When you pull your pants down, leave them on the floor and step out of them.

Roomate #1 "Did you bring 'West-Side Terry' from the bar to bed last night?"

Roomate #2 "No... why?"

Roomate #1 "Girl, I found his pant donut in the living room!"

Roomate #3 "BUSTED!"

Terry (from closet) "Oooooooo!"

by OhTits November 22, 2010

panda proof

Exceptionally smart people doing incredibly dumb things.

Doug could you update the document so Jason can submit it to a customer without reading it or knowing how to write? What you want me to make it Panda Proof?

by Perfunctory Yeti May 15, 2014

Panty Goblin

A panty fetish pervert that attends parties in private homes and intentionally steals female panties from dresser drawers and laundry hampers.

You better keep and eye out on Jake. Why did you invite him?

Why? He's a friend of Carl's and seems nice.

The dude is a panty goblin. You better go hide your silks right now.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

Panishato

The act of getting a man pregnant by fucking him in the dick

Want to participate in some panishato?

by Niggers in praise July 13, 2016

panicado

When you panic in a situation and throw an avocado to solve it

Her dick was bigger than mine so I threw a panicado

by Morz696969 June 2, 2017

Pantropy

pan·tro·py
ˈpantrəpē/
noun

* Definition: lack of order or predictability in kitchen dry goods storage area; gradual decline into disorder, particularly after the matriarch has completely reorganized and labeled all shelves. Characterized by a compulsion to replace food items at eye level.

"Pantropy soon returned after Mom reorganized the kitchen shelves."

by DayTripperDiva May 8, 2018

pantera shirt

You wear it and everyone looks at you funny

At least I look badass

I’m n the Pantera shirt

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 15, 2019