muff cannon

When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon

When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya

by Muffcannon March 30, 2017

muffed down

When a lesbian gets fucked hard by another lesbian

Ellen really got muffed down by Portia last night.

by El_phantasmo April 20, 2017

muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.

I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.

by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017

muff cabbage

A derogatory term for having a fat belly or a lot of fat on your stomach that goes overy you waist

Dam Jame's muff cabbage makes all the ladies go crazy.

by Rohelio May 24, 2017

Muff Mints

A minty smelling and tasting fluid released from the vagina during sex.

Dang! I was fucking my wife and she sprayed her muff mints all over me!

by Ceejamanama May 31, 2017

Muff

Contrary to some twisted minds and resonating with the pure nature of a child's mind, muff is slang for muffin

Child: What are you baking?
Mom: Just some chocolate chip muffs!

by BeefyTaco June 3, 2017

muffeans

Cupcakes made with cum

KoroSensei laughed as you guessed the correct secret ingredient of the muffeans he made himself, "Delicious right?" He asked you. You lay there, chained to to bed as you spit out the muffean on his face.

by JJ STYLE!~~!~!~!~!!~!~!~!~!~! July 3, 2017