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Mar'landon

The cool guy in your classes who everyone thought was gay but then you guys became best friends and all he does is look stuff up

Serbian lapdance 

When a serbian man with a moustache invite you to sit on his lamp and then gently starts rocking you up and down
My leg where shaking after the Serbian lapdance

Arden Landing 

offers many amenities to make sure you enjoy your time here with us! Stay active at our 24-hour fitness center, spend time outdoors at our picnic area with BBQ grills, or take a dip in the refreshing saltwater swimming pool.
Come visit Arden Landing and find your new home today! Arden Landing offers inviting one, two, and three bedroom apartments. No matter which one you choose, you'll find spacious living areas, a fully-equipped kitchen, large master bedroom, oversized windows, and washer and dryer connections, all making your apartment a place you'll be excited to call home. Select units also include stainless steel appliances.
Arden Landing by Wendysfg October 28, 2023

Soft landing 

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.
John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.
Soft landing by Life adventurer November 3, 2023

Danny Lannan 

The sexiest boy who will receive my dicking very soon…
Don’t fall asleep Danny Lannan… 😈
Danny Lannan by Cinderblock0422 January 13, 2024

Soft landing 

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.
I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.
Soft landing by Dataline755 March 15, 2024