Tuck and duck

When you have to tuck your hard on in your pants and run out

Bro, my mom almost walked in on me and i had to tuck and duck.

by DoodleArtz April 19, 2019

Duck dirt

When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.

Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.

by Jojogermany February 20, 2019

Ducking and diving

Rhyming slang for skiving

I survived being given responsibility by ducking and diving.

by spiltseed March 20, 2019

Duck Haters

A Duck Hater is somebody that doesn't like me or Ardenns ducks

Duck Haters = Gabos

by PAlfredP December 30, 2017

duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017

Ducked Undercover

A term used when a situation a been marginally avoided.

I thought you would have been fired, lucky your smooth talking had got you ducked undercover.

by Charged-Socket March 21, 2017

criminal duck

Black duck-like bird that lives in ponds and river beds. Highly aggressive, attacks everything that enters her territory or comes in close proximity to her nest or babies. Creates a nest from rubbish such as plastic bags. Also another name for a cute light-skinned girl with black hair.

"He! See that criminal duck?" "Yeah man, she attacked me yesterday when I walked passed!"

by Thoba June 10, 2017