Protestant Dinner

When a Protestant invites their friends to dinner and asks the waitress for separate bills, as opposed to a Catholic Dinner where the host pays for each of their guests as a gesture of goodwill.

My Lutheran neighbor invited me to a Protestant Dinner and I had to pay for my own meal despite being his guest.

Protestant Dinner by CatholicCrusader August 3, 2025

deconstructed dinner 

When you’re so tired, you can’t cook, and just eat all the ingredients by themselves, one after the other.

Cause it makes it sound fancy, and if you can’t be happy, you can at least be funny.

X: I had a four-course deconstructed dinner yesterday.
Y: Fancy! What restaurant did you go to? The Fat Duck?
X: None. I had a can of corn. Followed by some ajvar I ate with bread. Then I was still hungry and ate an old can of meat. With a spring onion I found in the fridge. … 😆Basically a deconstructed chili. … XD … (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
Y: I feel ya. Still better than what I had for dinner. What do we even work for? No time anymore, and still no money.

deconstructed dinner by Evi1M4chine September 7, 2025

Girl dinner 

A dinner when you're drained exhausted and hungry, but still want to eat well, but don't want to/ don't have the energy to make a proper/ full meal, but you still mix/ assemble something, sometimes strange and healthy, sometimes tasty but unthinkable/ you wouldn't have come up with this combo if you weren't in this state of tired hunger

I'm eating alone and im tired so its girl dinner tonight

Girl dinner by Noon3sh3r3 September 19, 2025

Serendipity dinner

A dinner that is eaten on a serendipity night;

Usually more of a formal dinner composed in one plate consisting of multiple elements more comparable to a Thanksgiving dinner example could be a plate of chicken with mac & cheese and olive oil bread with a side of roasted nuts

I decided to have a serendipity dinner on my serendipity night when my family is out of town

Serendipity dinner by Fruit Hunter December 16, 2025

Tampa Bound Dinner 

a Blumpkin in an airplane

Mid-flight, Anthony felt the sudden urge to deficate whilst Brad felt the sudden urge to give the Tampa Bound Dinner a whirl.

Tampa Bound Dinner by sixty-eight July 25, 2009

Cunt-luck Dinner 

To be at a pot-luck dinner, or other social gathering that woman you don't like or hate are more dominant than the others you do like.

Side note: You can be a at a Cunt-luck Dinner with ONLY woman you dont like.

Tim: Dude, how many girls did you say you had last night?
You: Eh, it wasnt that great. It was a real cunt-luck dinner.

Becky: Girl, we were suppose to go shopping yesterday! Where where you?
You: Sorry, I was trapped at a cunt-luck dinner.

Cunt-luck Dinner by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010

Don't steal my dinner money!

A phrase used in a sarcastic manner in order to make the person you're talking to feel small/insignificant. Can also be used when being informed that you're incorrect about something.

1) Tom: "What's the time?"

Will: "8 I think."

Laura: "It's 9 actually."

Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"

2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..

Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."

Don't steal my dinner money! by Mahnig March 31, 2010