Noodles

The nickname Noodles was given to the the one and only Jack Avery by his band mates (blue eyed giraffe, corbine, baby, and hoenah). Jack has long curly hair (its a perm) which looks like noodles they make him look HOT.

Perla:Did you see noodles new post?

Maddy:Stop calling him noodles already he has a name!

by Perla(perper) April 29, 2019

Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure

Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.

by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021

Noodle Wench

Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.

“Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”

by SoggyNoodle69 June 4, 2023

poop noodle

one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole

after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle

by whamwww3433wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww May 13, 2016

nippy noodle

its chilly or random word to say when your pissed or happy

its nippy noodle

or you stupid nippy noodle

by billy bob hoe11 September 3, 2019

Noodle the jerky

Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.

“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”

by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

Noodle Sucker

A person who is attracted to ones physical appearance

Those girls are noodle suckers

by dreethepotato June 12, 2022