ground spoon

A term used instead of the word shovel because it’s 1 am and your brain isn’t working properly

person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop

person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon

by thaankspete October 14, 2017

Rusty spoon

Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.

Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.

by Ozmundo October 5, 2021

Digging Spoon

A spoon in which dumb people dig screaming "I smell it. I smell the fun!"

Look at billy committing digging spoon. What a loser.

by trent2325 May 17, 2019

Choo-choo spoon

When a man dates a woman considerably younger than himself and must resort to playing infantile food games to get his dick in her mouth.

"Put down your phone Crystal... Here comes the choo-choo spoon!"

by Charlie Chox in a box October 27, 2025

cum spoon

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.

"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.

by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016

Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it

1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.

by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020

stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.

Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.

by Just_Jake November 22, 2017