jesus tits

expression of shock

"jesus tits, that womans got a big rack!"

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Monkey Tits

An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.

Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.

by the_guy January 14, 2005

tit baby

Someone who whines and complains about stuff. Often sounding like a child.

Eric says "why do we always have to take my car?" and Bob would respond "stop being a tit baby and drive"

by Sir Trogdor March 05, 2007

tits

lifes hard and it comes in two's

i left the broad three dollars and if she don't come bacc with a six dollar burgar i'm gonna take twelve dollars out her ass....tits

by dubc45 October 10, 2011

Tit

The clasp on a necklace.

"Your tit is showing!"
Oh, kay thanks!

by Me-Pa-Ca June 07, 2010

Milky Tits

When your tits are really nice that a guy just wants to milk you like a cow :D

"Damn, Beth you've got some milky tits"


I love you beth! Love Kaila Martin

by Kayla Alsbrooke Martin July 11, 2008

tit pong

a game like ping pong except in this game you have to try and hit a ping pong ball into a girls low cut short/blouse
first person to get 3 balls in wins

me and my friends played tit pong and i got to be the judge

by big red 44 September 17, 2006