Ride-surfing

When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.

Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch

#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated

#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver

#from #your #couch

Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!

"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.

Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!

I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!

Ride-surfing is the shiznit!

by Inspktr May 3, 2018

skull surfing

When you are eating a chick out and she squirts in your mouth.

Spencer was eating Tiffany out last night, she was skull surfing him so hard he needed a shower afterwards.

by Skull Surfer February 17, 2018

gravity surfer

Middle aged musician who lives in a city with recreational marijuana and 24 hour entertainment.

Those folks who took care of you while you were in Las Vegas, gravity surf by night. They be gravity surfers

by Plasticine Porter May 22, 2018

body-surfer

1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.

Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.

by QuacksO May 10, 2018

Toaster surfing

(Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.

"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."

by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018

Clique surfer

A person who exists outside of any specific clique in a social latter and can be seen in almost or all cliques. This person is usually seen by all people as a friend or someone who has multiple good traits to allow them to exist in all cliques. This type of person is usually the least judgmental of all people.

Justin? Yeah he’s a clique surfer. He hangs out with the jocks and the nerds. He’s an all around chill guy

by Alleghetto’s Finest August 7, 2018

plate surfing

The act of trying food on others plates at the table during a meal.

Judy never makes a big plate for herself but goes plate surfing off of my plate and yours.

by カヨ December 30, 2018