socks on house

a house or living situation at which you feel less likely to contract an illness from its unclean floors by keeping your socks on. Extreme cases of this are "shoes on houses" where you are sucidal to take your shoes off.

Person 1: Hey where are you going?
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.

by <3pantie<3 July 7, 2009

40 Socks

One who uses the paper bag from a 40 oz. alcoholic beverage, after consumption, for socks. Generally utilized by the poor or homeless. Two 40 oz. alcoholic beverages or one 40 oz. alcoholic beverage "double bagged" is preferred. Quickly replaced if worn through or destroyed by a purchase at your local convenience store.

"These 40 socks keep me warm in the winter and they dry quick."

by DefMasterG January 23, 2010

sock it home

insertion of the penis fully and completely, in its desired destination

it didn't take much encouragement for me to sock it home

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

sock pucket

angered father attempts to say "sock puppet"

(raise fist in a shaking motion)I'ma make you into a sock pucket.

by bubbajones September 16, 2005

sock wipe

The act of using your own sock to clean up after sex. Usually necessary when you are in a car and have no other options. This can be used on yourself and to clean up the chick's box (if you are courteous). If not, use it on yourself and clean the leather seats.

After banging that chick in my car, I had no choice but to pull a sock wipe.

by Happy Wednesday January 7, 2009

rocks socks

to do something realy cool or amazing

it can be inhansed by the adding of other word like major-it rocks major socks

guy 1: did you play that new game for the wiis3

guy 2: hell yea it rocks socks

by so0o easy January 17, 2009

arabian sock

The act of prolapsing one's anus and roughly coating it with sand. If the prolapse is long enough, rub the sand up and down as if you are using it as lube to masturbate the prolapse with.

"Did you hear what happened to Jim last night?"
"No what happened?"
"His girlfriend gave him an Arabian Sock. He won't be sitting right for months."

by MonkeySpanker October 27, 2014