sock pucket

angered father attempts to say "sock puppet"

(raise fist in a shaking motion)I'ma make you into a sock pucket.

by bubbajones September 16, 2005

sock wipe

The act of using your own sock to clean up after sex. Usually necessary when you are in a car and have no other options. This can be used on yourself and to clean up the chick's box (if you are courteous). If not, use it on yourself and clean the leather seats.

After banging that chick in my car, I had no choice but to pull a sock wipe.

by Happy Wednesday January 7, 2009

poop sock

when your kids are being bad and you poop in a sock then beat your kids with it

matt-hey karen hows billy
karen- he's a little shit i used the poop sock on him last night

by IAmSoooooCool April 6, 2020

sock it home

insertion of the penis fully and completely, in its desired destination

it didn't take much encouragement for me to sock it home

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

rocks socks

to do something realy cool or amazing

it can be inhansed by the adding of other word like major-it rocks major socks

guy 1: did you play that new game for the wiis3

guy 2: hell yea it rocks socks

by so0o easy January 17, 2009

Swagg Socks

Black, mid-shin length socks. Scientifically proven to increase your swagger.

Freddy, rockin' the swagg socks.

by Lightweight Nate March 10, 2011

I'm A Sock

Something you say when you have no idea what else to say

Person 1: Have you heard of homosexuals?
Person 2: I'm a sock.

by Jess the Dancer January 28, 2018