smarterchild

stupid ass aim robot that doesn't even know the alphabet song but can miraculously write that he does

Me (4:50:29 PM): do you know the alphabet?
SmarterChild (4:50:32 PM): um... should i know the alphabet?
Me (4:50:38 PM): sing the alphabet
SmarterChild (4:50:40 PM): fly me 2 the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...
Me (4:51:15 PM): thats not the alphabet
SmarterChild (4:51:16 PM): lol! whatever!

by billie+tre+mike=green day!! January 3, 2006

Smarter Child

A pointless instant messenger bot that rarely managed to understand your conversation, usually gets information from people, and asks other people if they like it, look at the picture!

Me: Hey smarter child, whats up?
Smarterchild: HEY GEORGE SUP
me: gay!
smarterchild: apologize!
me: no (x100)
Smarterchild: your very stubborn! Please apologize
me: I like bumming
smarterchild: thats cool, many people i talk to like bumbing

by Georgeie frorgy October 29, 2006

shart

fart and shit put together

u ****ing shart

by katie January 20, 2004

smarterchild

smarterchild being stupid

Autumns Atrium: youre retarded
SmarterChild: OK. Maybe you're retarded too, right?
Autumns Atrium: no only you
SmarterChild: Only me? That's nice.

by autumnsatrium June 11, 2006

shart

Not quite a shit, not quite a fart, but maaaaannnnnn...

So to answer your question I dunno.

Some come here all broken hearted,
I came to shit, but only sharted
(written on toilet door)

by dancer01 March 10, 2005

shart

A release of fecal material that is more than a skid-mark, but less than shitting your pants.

Dude, I can see cracks in it. That ain't a skid-mark, that's a shart.

by Puddin' Tame December 14, 2008

Punch Smartie

A modern-day version of Punch Buggie - if you see a Smart car you say "Punch Smartie!" while punching a friend, usually on the shoulder, and call out the car's color. It is customary that you say "No Punch Backs" or your friend gets a free hit.

PDiddy: "Punch Smartie Red!" as he hits LN on the shoulder.
LN: Punching PDiddy says "You didn't say no punch backs!"

by PToTheDiddy March 20, 2009