CJ Simp

A word that retards overuses w/out the correct definition. It means a douche named CJ that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just gay virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman #cjsimpery.

A: "CJ, Baby arm keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart?"

B: "shut the fuck up CJ Simp"

by douchebigiloo November 04, 2022

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Sigma Simp

A person who only simps for the one whom they are already in a relationship with.

Spotify: You are a sigma simp.
P1: I am not !

by uwu09999 January 18, 2022

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Whore Simp

a guy or girl who talks to a lot of people romantically, but cares about them all individually

“yeah, i think katie really cares about me”
“she cares about me too, what a whore simp”

by harrystylesismydaddy April 17, 2021

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Simp Sniper

A girl that easily identifies simpery and easily uses it to manipulate or toy with her target.

She's a real Simp Sniper, you saw how she sniped that simp from behind, he never had a chance.

by Stankisauras June 22, 2020

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Sammy-Simp

The act of defecating all over the penis before receiving oral sex, followed by the receiver transferring the saliva-waste combination into the giver's mouth.

We walked into the room to find The Chad giving Bret a Sammy-Simp.

by Bad Chad January 23, 2011

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