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Poop Job 

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee
Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it
Poop Job by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019
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Poop Eaters

People that eat poop on every occasion day and night.

They get mad when You don’t put poop in your curry rice to make the flavor and texture extend itself.

“Poop eating is a religion”, they say
Hey Sora are you down to go to the poop eaters competition, to see who’s the biggest nerd!”
Poop Eaters by Sora The Troll October 8, 2020

poop schnitzels 

Aw, poop schnitzels I forgot my homework!
poop schnitzels by erikatori June 18, 2008

poop trading 

Act of exchanging poop with partner(s). The process of contacting butt holes while pooping back and forth. Your partner receives the poop and could either, trade back the same poop, or your partner can accept the poop as a gift and thank you.
example of poop trading 0<=><=>=>0

0-butthole

<=>-poop
poop trading by Handsome<3 January 11, 2010

poop schedule 

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.
example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.
poop schedule by lorielle September 24, 2007

poop shotgun 

The art of shot-gunning a beer while hovering over a toilet. After completion of drinking the beer, spread your butt cheeks with both hands, bear down while applying extreme force to launch feces.
Hey Hotard! Come watch this shit, Ellis is attempting a poop shotgun!!
poop shotgun by Tiny1985 December 24, 2016