Crash landing 

One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.

Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.

Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)

Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.

Crash landing by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010

landscape rape

Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?

When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.

landscape rape by Gwenner June 27, 2015

landed 

landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.

you got the job? youre landed now!

landed by monkeynator June 24, 2005

Landon 

Because genes

Landon is Landon cause genes

Landon by Avah666 December 11, 2018

landrace 

marijuana that grows in the equatorial regions of earth.
all modern marijuana strains are of landrace heritage .

to have consistent and uniform crops you must use a
landrace strain of genetics

landrace by busto December 22, 2007

Landon 

A tall, athletic boy. Very cool and funny, very trustworthy. He is really cute, also.

Hey look, there's Landon!

Landon by ██ September 23, 2020

landspeed

one of the best artists out. (there is two of them)

person 1: have you heard service by landspeed
2: yea dat shit go hard

landspeed by cinizturr June 10, 2021