John Dick 

The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.

Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!

Fucking jOhN dICK

John Dick by torilyn June 16, 2018

John Caleb 

A man with a dick that can unleash Niagara Falls on a girl. Alsoo has a nice ass

John Caleb is soooo fine

John Caleb by Theapeman43 August 15, 2018

John malkovich 

is a brilliant, eclectic, and versatile actor who is a treat to watch , and considered by many including me the greatest actor of all time

Friend : who is your favourite actor?

ME: john malkovich

John malkovich by EL-CHAPO November 25, 2018

john bowne highschool 

Aka the school that host the other half of the Asian’s population. Most of the kids are potheads but we lit af. Also the school where u can find a principle sexual assaulting the faculty. But u can always remember that the scanners are cheap af and never work.

John bowne highschool equals all that are listed knives, guns, weed, and scanners that never work

john bowne highschool by Ogga booga nigga nigga June 21, 2019

John Terry 

A full kit wanker who steals other people's wives.

Wayne Bridge: Honey! We've won the match!
*Opens door to find John Terry shirt on the floor*

John Terry by the f.a April 24, 2020

john deacon 

John Deacon is the amzing bassist from the band Queen. He wrote the songs Another One Bites The Dust, You're My Best Friend and I want to Break Free. John was the youngest member and the last to join.

John retired from the music scene in the late 1990's and has decided not to join Brian May and Roger Taylor in the Queen and Paul Rogers tour.

John Deacon is the highly unapreciated bass player from Queen.

john deacon by Bethanyblueberry April 25, 2008

John Gomez 

A guitar player for a band called The Summer Set. The most gorgeous man alive. Also the most sexually fantasized man ever to live, and there a small chance he might be Jesus. If Stevie Wonder and Prince had a baby, he would be their white offspring.

Jeepers mister John Gomez, you're a cutie.

John Gomez by thisiswhywerehere.tumblr.com July 23, 2010