January 2

The worst people are born on this day. Lol they short af and have no hair. bald ass kid. they are litteral trash i cant even

Person 1: why is that kid under 5,7
Person 2: oh he was born on January 2 so he finna be mad short for the rest of his life and he'll go bald too

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January 14

the day when the most ANNOYING people were born. like top notch annoying.

Person 1: Hey when’s ur birthday?
Person 2: January 14
Person 1: Ew omg bye

January 14 by izzyDlb April 20, 2021

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If you were born January 11th, you are most likely a sexy square short motherfucker with blonde hair and a sweet sense of dance moves.

“Pizza time starts!? They must’ve been born on January 11th”

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On January 8th lick the bottom of your shoe.

It’s January 8th, let me lick my shoe.

January 8th by code red November 1, 2019

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When the world's biggest accident was born: me.

Man, I wish January 22, 2007 didn't happen.
Why?
Bc that was the day the SHE was born
oh, ew

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A day to honor the people in the helicopter crash including, Kobe Bryant and Gigi🥺😭

“Hey guys” I exclaimed, “it’s January 26!, the day to honor the people who died in the helicopter crash!”

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