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goober shot

The act of hitting, slapping or other wise touching in a forcefull manner ones goober. ( penis / goober )

A goober shot can be done to someone else on purpose or accidently.

You can also do it to yourself probably accidently, unless your into punching yourself in the goober. If you are you should report to your nearest mental help facility for evaluation. (see goober)
Me and my cousin were wrestlin and the fool gave me a damn goober shot!!

dont come any closer, im gonna giver a goober shot.

tony's ole lady was so mad she gave him a goober shot.

i was trying to loosen a bolt, the wrench slipped off and i gave myself a damn goober shot.
by tman7727@yahoo.com July 17, 2009
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In the Gloset

Someone who watches the show Glee, but who does not want anybody to know that he/she watches it
Person 1: So what did you think of that Glee episode last night?
Person 2: (panicky) WHAT?!? AHAHA i dont watch glee!! (looks around nervously)
Person 3: Still in the Gloset ey?
by Xyrrath October 20, 2010
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goosefraba

1. A soothing sound Eskimo mothers would whisper in order to sooth their young.

2. A word used in the film "Anger Management" by Buddy Rydell in order to keep his patients from becoming irate.
Don't loose your cool, remember goosefraba.
by FezDork March 21, 2004
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Goosetard

A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!
Why is that boy spinning on the floor?

Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
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gooseballs

MASSIVE ball to penis ratio. Penis size lacking, ball size immaculate.
“Yo JW got some raging balls but a little-bitty chode” - victoria
“Brotha got dem gooseballs ahh” - coco
by panos1panman2yos3thanos May 16, 2021
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Goobered

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...
by Phil Miller October 9, 2006
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loosey goosey

Not following prescribed guidelines or general societal expectations. Very casual. Bypassing certain boundaries.
Jack always comes to work late. I guess both he and the boss are loosey goosey when it comes to punctuality.
by GarthF December 28, 2005
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