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Fuck... Your... Kids 

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."
Fuck... Your... Kids by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly
brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

:FUCKYOU 

Exactly what you think it is: a fuck you emoticon. The computer doesn't have a face for it...yet. Used when you hate something or someone and you can't put it in words.
<person 1> yo dood we goin to get fucked up meng

<person 2> yo sick bro, where?

<person 1> nah you're not invited

<person 2> :FUCKYOU

<person 1> ......how the fuck did you do that face?

fuckyoulogy 

Oratory or writing in honor of one recently deceased who will most certainly not be missed.
John Oliver: This is not so much a tribute episode to bin Laden as it is a special "fuckyoulogy" to the big man.
fuckyoulogy by mike r k June 12, 2011

fuckyoulogy 

A vitriolic eulogy in reverse given to mark the passing of someone who's death will not only not be mourned but is to be broadly welcomed. First coined by John Oliver on The Bugle podcast on 6th May 2011 on the occasion of the death of Osama Bin Laden.
"(sings)Shot in the eye, and you're to blame, you give c**ts a bad name. This is not so much a tribute episode to Bin Laden as a special fuckyoulogy to the big man..He's gone from leader of the worlds tedious minority interest pressure group... the man commonly known as the Rowdy Saudi, Terry The Terrorist, The Mighty Douche, The Tora Bora Law Ignorer and the Angry Turnip.."
fuckyoulogy by AndyM(UK) June 8, 2011

Fuckyoumentary 

1.) Any made-for-TV "special bulletin broadcast" that proves the gullibility and stupidity of the viewing audience by making them think that what they're hearing and seeing is real.

2.) Any purposely made fake documentary meant to fool the audience. IE: "This is Spinal Tap!"

3.) Any "hoax-within-a-hoax" reality show where the contestants are scammed into thinking they stand a chance to win a fortune, marry the girl-or-guy of their dreams, and/or perform some great achievement. In the end, of course, they get nothing. This time, the viewing audience is "in on it."
Many younger viewers thoght that "This is Spinal Tap!" was a real documentary. It was, in reality, just a colossal "fuckyoumentary" foisted on the audience.
Fuckyoumentary by Ozymandius July 9, 2009

fuckyoujimmie 

Verb phrase- Response given to any and all words or sounds uttered by Jimmy Kilpatrick (aka. Jimmy PotsNPans). Phrase is most commonly used in large, semi-public groups. When used as single word, "y" is dropped and changed to "ie".
Jimmy: So, it's been my experience that...

Jeremy: fuckyoujimmie.
fuckyoujimmie by devilhorn January 25, 2011