cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005

orange cunt

The 45th president of the United States of America (USA)

Man that orange cunt is worse than Bush

by alexjk2004 June 5, 2018

dirty cunt

Dirty rotten fish aroma, followed by a strong blue cheese scent with nasal clearing notes of pussy sweat and old cum. Avoid at all costs. Some say smelly pussy is actually decaying as we speak. Thank you

I was so fucked up and desperate to fuck, I called Rosie and raw dogged her dirty cunt.

by Scunther February 11, 2015

Cunt Yeah

Cunt Yeah!
To agree with someone.

Shim: That mum is so stat worthy!
Callan: awww Cunt Yeah!!!

by rhomel January 26, 2005

cunt macaroni

Poorly made Macaroni and cheese,made by wife or mother.

I don't want this cunt macaroni.

by Trebor Relty May 21, 2008

Twisted Cunt

A shot consisting of:

1 part Whiskey
1 part Coconut Rum
1 part Pineapple Juice
(Lime optional)

I usually get all my girlfriends twisted cunts when we go to the bars...they like the shot because it tastes good and the name is so classy.

by wronghandle October 24, 2009

cunt slapper

A joke that is even funnier then a knee slapper. Usually a sexual joke. It is so funny that in order to handle it you must slap your own cunt!

That joke was a real cunt slapper, I laughed my pussy off

by Jason Jizzy October 1, 2005