salty basstards

A group of socal fisherman that mainly target spotties at night.
These guys normally fish at night so the public does not see all the ass grabbing that is going on. You can tell you are coming up on a group of these "salty basstards" by the strong odor of latex and Vaseline as you get closer

Did you guys see hear about salty basstards catching monster 10" spotties last night

by Truedefinitions00001 September 20, 2022

Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.

A Bastard television production.

by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003

Bastardslag!

Conjoined Bastard and Slag:
A name pt forward to someone who truly is a dazed, brainless, moronic excuse of a twat!!! baicicly

BASTARDSLAG! You were suposed to cut the blue wire!!!

by [>>=Stevie T=<<] June 27, 2007

Bastard Line

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.

"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."

by expvideo October 7, 2008

Bastardfase

Bastardfase- Adjective; a Person who at first glance you can tell is a total and complete bastard. Typically has an ego currently bigger than that of the the empire state building. Typically wears camouflage that DOESN'T MATCH.

Basically the wingman of a douchebag.

IE: "See that bastardfase over by that one douchebag?"

by StormEye March 3, 2011

Bastarding

To create a bastard.

Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.

by Cleinth July 23, 2012

Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015