Retardedly Drunk

The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.

I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.

by Bromosexual22 March 15, 2010

Drunk Veg

The act of getting absolutely obliterated off jagerbombs, and dancing hard as fuck. As soon as the caffeine wears off from the red bull, and you're still drunk as fuck, you post up a veg at one of da boiz house (preferably Mr. Wet) and game NHL or CoD. It is acceptable to puke, as long as you get it in a bucket for an easy clean up in the morning. Along with any sort of veg, a blanket, gatorade/G2, and food is necessary. Also, there is much sauce, as usual.

Fawce: Downes, you've drank enough jager to take down a horse. lets go to my place before PD comes out and i need to call an ambulance. Its time for a drunk veg.
Downes: something completely incomprehensible/irrelevant.
Fawce: i just called a cab, get your shit together
Downes: SAUUUUCE

by downesybahd May 22, 2011

Sleep Drunk

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.

I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!

by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017

drunk gay

When you act straight when you're sober but gay af when hammered

Yeah dude, my girl was making out with Lisa at the party after her third beer, she's a total drunk gay.

by vodka em September 28, 2017

Prairie Drunk

The act of getting the most drunk and fucked up you can possibly get without dying. In some occasions, you may end up in the hospital. Mostly done by Saskatchewanians, since there really isn't that much nightlife in the province. A lot of fun, but very sloppy.

Guy 1 "Hey dude wanna party tonight?"
Guy 2 "Nahh, got prairie drunk last night."
Guy 1 "Have fun being hungover for 3 days."

by hoooolyshitimdrunk November 14, 2011

Flash Drunk

When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.

I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.

by Cpt. Jack Awesome December 12, 2013

mouth drunk

when you eat something really cold that makes your mouth paralyzed and difficult to talk, and sometimes involves drooling

"Man i was so mouth drunk after eating the whole tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream"

by Lindsey CC July 31, 2009