4 definitions by Bromosexual22

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The act of mouth sex.
Man, last night I was about to have myself some coitus, but then she started giving me Oral Coitus with her fucking mouth.
by Bromosexual22 November 19, 2009
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something you say when you're smoking marijuana outside and it's windy. When you say "House Me" one or more people will block the wind by covering the pipe with there hands.
Damn it, I can't light it. House me, dude.
by bromosexual22 April 27, 2010
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The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.
I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.
by Bromosexual22 March 14, 2010
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Literally Laugh.
I was so high, I LL'd to nothing.
by Bromosexual22 December 13, 2010
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