by Anonymous February 15, 2002
Get the the shit mug.A phantom shit is a sizeable dump usually laid under cover of darkness in a public place. When stumbled upon in daylight by an unsuspecting individual, hilarity is meant to ensue.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.
Less frequently referred to as a ghost shit, the phantom shit usually shows up in such places as post boxes, car hoods, children's playgrounds, and any general public place ripe for mischief.
I took my son to the playground on Saturday morning and he slid down the tube slide right into a pile of crap; some fucking punk must have laid down a phantom shit there on Friday night.
by timboooo September 3, 2006
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Get the pirate shit mug.it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"
I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.
by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004
Get the John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit mug.oh damn nigs that guy over there is a real piece of gorilla shit. u should go over there and kick his shit.
by Monkeyman200000002 June 23, 2008
Get the Gorilla Shit mug.The act of listening to intense music, such as, dubstep or crazyfast metal, then picking up, shaking, and throwing everything around you, this includes.. chairs, rugs, people, papers, animals, tables and anything else that is wreckable.
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