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RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.
I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!
by 220swifty August 7, 2022
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Sade's Hat Trick

A sex act performed among four men on a camping trip, whereby the recipient is stripped and bent over a table, small incisions are made on both sides below the bottom rib, and he is penetrated in three open orifices, leaving the mouth open so that his friends can enjoy his screams.
We pulled Sade's Hat Trick on Jack last Saturday, but he pulled through and we went fishing the next day.
by Marquis de Bad April 18, 2016
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Trick

It's not a fucking trick. You thought it was some kind of trick or joke or prank so you did nothing.
Hym "And now you want to call this cynical inversion of a caricature of what I'm doing playing a game with me or a fight or something? That isn't the point of this and no you are not the arbiter of what the point of life is. This was never a trick. Stop trying to get concessions out of me. I'm not walking away empty handed."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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ass-tricks

when you are going to the bathroom to poop but only fart, ass-tricks
man I just got off the toilet with some damn ass-tricks
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Trick

Prostitute: “Hey look at this Trick coming down the street

“Jake is a Trick to these prostitutes because he pays for their time and sex”
by realboujee January 16, 2024
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chuck trick

pretending to vomit in order to avoid a sticky situation.
"how did you get out of that date with mr. creeper?"
"i pulled a chuck trick in the bathroom"
by Nos_addict January 24, 2009
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