squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

Minute man

a minute man is someone who successfully funnels 3 shots and 3 beers in under 60 seconds. thus allowing 10 seconds of funnel time for each drink

once you have completed the minute man challenge, minute men often alert their friends of their new status by means of social media

by minuteman696969696969 June 9, 2011

mitties

man titties. Man breasts due to being either really fat or doing roids.

That dude has some gigantic mitties. He should lay off those double quarter pounders.

by cc70192hs September 7, 2009

new york minute

a time from when the light turns green, to when the person behind you honks the shizzle out of you

daaaaaaamn.......that light went by in a new york minute dawg!!!

by g meister December 10, 2003

90-minute racist

A soccer fan who yells racist chants or shouts racist insults to opposing players or fans, but doesn't act in a racist manner once the game is over. They often believe that they aren't really racist but are merely getting caught up in the heat of the game.

They may only be 90-minute racists, but they're still cruel.

by doctorblue August 16, 2012

13 minutes to chicken

When you are waiting in a fried chicken shop at midnight and the chicken is not quite done this is the cry that will go up.

Cashier: I am sorry madam the chicken is not quite ready yet.
Woman: And approximately how long will it be?
Cashier: About 13 minutes to chicken.
Woman: in outrage TIRTEEN MINUTE TO CHICKAN!!!

by Olumide Majekodunmi December 16, 2008

Catcher's Mitt

A technique one uses when making a poop in a public restroom. This involves wrapping toilet paper around the seat in such a manner as to delicately catch the poop before it can splash you and get dirty public toilet water on you. A deft touch is needed so as to allow the caught poop to slowly submerge in the water and not be suspended in midair.

That bathroom was so nasty, I had to put a catcher's mitt on the toilet before I could even think about pooping.

by the george October 13, 2006