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Chimpdick

Similar to a limp dick, except instead of having a useless penis it is some one who is always playing with their dick like a monkey.
Keep your hand out of your pants you chimpdick and eat your dinner!
by CRUCIAL cadaver October 6, 2010
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Chimper

Chimper: A person so horrible, they would even hurt a cute Baby Chimp.
Trump is such a Chimper!
by yabbadabbado12 September 14, 2019
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The cops popped another hairless chimpanzee last night.

That hairless chimpanzee was so high on crack he was throwing his own at the cops.
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Champne

Slang for champagne commonly used by loose hippy bitches who work at Fortinos and have a 4th grade reading level.
"Oh brother, whenever I hear the song Juicy by Biggie I almost always bust open a bottle of Champne for my homies and I"
by Wordup Magazine May 24, 2009
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wrestle the bald headed champ

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".
by Hickeyandy January 9, 2010
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big poppa smoker's sweet money championship rub

A bj's (bj's is a us restaurant) special seasoning
The baby back pork ribs contain some big poppa smoker's sweet money championship rub
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Chimpillian

A million chipanzees. They are geneically mutaed in labs to become brutal killing machines. They will one day undertake operation get infront of the gorillians. gorriliansBut for now they will fight until they have infected all squirrles with pottasium based rabies. They undertake many strict training programmes; currently undertaking corpse disposal programme.
"OUCH that bloody Chimpillian army have eaten my face"
by Dr Gee December 17, 2004
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